Sicklinesssssss

We finally convinced Em to go to the infirmary... but only after she fainted! Stubborn idiot. Guess what- she has mono! Stupid idiot, I told her not to kiss Travis. The jerk allowed her to snog him too, so he's also to blame. He should be ashemed of himself. Well, there goes her dreams of posting her first chapter- which is due tomorrow (I know, a weekend- but we always new Portley was totally bonkers). But she gets to be excused- come to think of it, that might be why she snogged Travis while he still had it and waited til now to fess up- she wanted to be sick to guy herself more time! Oh, well, I'll leave you be and think up more conspiracy theories- it's fun!