this is gonna be quick as i'm borrowing a friend of my mom's computer. i have, like, 3 minutes to post. so ya. i'm winning the smartest person contest!!!! ya Lottie check the score. i have 3 points and you have 2. go me!!!!! well i'm not mad at SPAWN anymore seeing as Travis forgave them, so i will too. i'm also making a new year's reselution to not get mad at Rory so much. i loved the prank with the armor dudes (that's what i call them). i was walking down the hall with Travis and we started getting bombarded with water balloons and Travis used his body to shield me, it was sooooooo sweet!! well, my 3 minutes are almost up, Happy Holidays!!!

P.S.- remember to vote for me on the smartest person poll!!
please:)

Well, my parents' brand new computer just broke down, so no posting (tear:( Well, the bus is leaving now, so, bye. Sorry this is so breaf. I'll post as soon as we get back, promise.

Wow

Wow, Em, get with the program. SPAWN members prank each other all the time... it's, like,our favorite passtime. It is where we get the ideas far all of our pranks. And, actually, I am now considered smarter than Travis, considering I have two votes and he only has one. So far, no votes for any of the gray clan members... I hope it stays that way. One time, I was standing at the top of the staircase and I dropped a water balloon on Nate... That's how SPAWN got the idea to re-build the right arm of every suit of armor in the school so that they'd chuck water balloons at passers-by... even though we got hit sometimes in the process. Ah, well, you gotta be able to take what you dish out... but you're alowed to go down fighting... or at least swearing... and, in my case, in many different languages. This time, our pamphlet said "The suits of armor need some fun as well... you should be thanking us, now they won't start a fully-fledged rebellion." Well, I guess I'm just too boring to say anything else... TTFN.

so Travis and i were minding our own business (yes in a tree) when the next day we find that someone took a picture of us!! i'm soo mad and i thought that SPAWN was only pranking other clans and Prof. Lawrence, NOT THEIR OWN CLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes, Travis is in SPAWN (along with Rory) but he had nothing to do with it. Travis and i have decided that we are gonna prank SPAWN. so Rory (i know u'r reading this) tell your fellow SPAWN members to watch out and they should have never, ever, ever, ever pranked Travis and i...

P.S.- Lottie and i are tied and someone thinks that Travis is the smartest, hey Rory and Lottie i don't see people thinking Rory is the smartest. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Travis is smarter than Rory. thanx folks!!! (keep voting for Travis and i)

P.P.S.- another thing to tick off the list.... "LIES, ALL LIES!!!!!!!!!" (hehehehehehehehe)

P.P.P.S.- i'm no longer mad at Rory when he posts on here. i can't stop it, plus Lawrence caught me on the blog and saw me typing about killing Rory and i got detention again. i'm beginning to think the Lawrence hates me and is looking for any excuse to give me detention, i think he thinks that i'm the one who pranked him. at least he doesn't know who really did, i would die if Travis were expelled, as he lives in Ireland and we live in England...

I'm kinda surprised Em hasn't come on and screamed at Rory for his Unforgivable Act (posting on the blog without her "permission"; who needs permission from her anyway?). Emma-Rose and Travis sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Litterally. You would think it would be uncomfortable for your bum, but, aperently, they were snogging too intently to notice. It was hilarious. Em was furious when she saw a photo projected onto the wall of the dining hall that said "To snogging couples everywhere, and the protection of their rights to perch in trees and other such areas; it makes everything more realistic, being ten feet from the ground. Just remember not to roll around too much. SPLAT. With love, certain members of SPAWN." That would be all of the members save Travis (who was equally livid- that means the prank worked;) Well, they deserved it with their public displays of affection. Well, that's basically the only interesting thing that happened- oh, yeah! My parents got a computer at their house, so now I can post over vacation! Well, that's about it. Cheerio.

Hey

Hello, all. I really don't have much time to talk- Rory and I are gonna take a walk around the grounds (The lake is frozen solid, so all the reds decided to go skating later tonight- with the lakeside lanterns on, obviously). We will be doing that from nine to nine thirty, and the red councelor, Prof. Baker, decided to let us stay until lights out, so we get to go to sleep fifteen minutes later than usual. After all, we do have to get ready for bed. And we need time for that (getting our outdoors stuff off, brushing teeth, etc.). Well, I really gotta go if we want time before the little skating party (we do need our alone time). Bye

La La La

Hello. I"m siiiiiinging in the snow, just siiiinging in the snow, what a gloreous feeling, I... can't find a word that goes into my song that rhymes with "snow". Darn it, it was such a good song. Anyway, it's still snowing- after three and a half feet! Oh, I can just imagine the huge snowball fight we'll have after this. We can have secret underground tunnels and underground dungeons... it'll be so fun! I love snowball fights. Oh, yeah, this is Rory... if you haven't already noticed from the color and all of the dot-dot-dots... I love snow wars. ULTIMATE fun times, mates. Well, I gotta go... Lottie is calling me over to take her side in her and Em's fight about wether or not odd, colorful, and mismatched socks are better used for anger management- Em- or a conversation starter- Lottie... don't ask. You definitely DO NOT want to know.

P.S. We had a True or False test in History yesterday, and in the middle, Em stood up and yelled "Lies, all lies" at the top of her lungs. When asked, she feined confusion.

P.P.S. Everyone knows that I am definitely the smartest... so vote for me!

The Truth...

well ya, i did fall off a swing, but it wasn't cause i was jumping off. remember i can read minds. well little miss perfect (Laurie) decided that in mid swing she would move the swing from under me and i fell. i told Lottie, Rory, and Travis and they believe me. Prof. Portley is really strong and that is why my ribs ended up broken. i didn't post yesterday cause i was in the infirmiry getting mended up and now it's all gone (thank god). i feel so much better, but it snowing majorly up here. Travis and i are gonna go play indoor soccer in a little bit. so i guess i'll be going...

P.S.- i did do all of those things Lottie said i did (the imaginary friend and the running away) it's this email i got and i want to do all 264 things to do when i'm bored in class...

Lottie Says...

Hello lovely readers (and hopefully commenters too... hem hem). I am reeeeeally bored. It is snowing here, so bad that not even the weather changers can do much about it. So I am really hyper and restless. Rory suggested taking a tour *smiles innocently* of the spare classroom on the forth floor. So now we are playing chess and I am beating him so bad it isn't even funny. And I'm not even using my powers. I am typing this while he is taking ages and ages and ages to make his next move. But he knows I'll win anyway. Like I always do. And its getting bloody repetitive. Sorry if my foul language offends anyone. It is not intentional. I'm bored. Now I'm getting repetitive- I had better shut up so as not to bore anyone to tears (a state which I can totally understand, seeing as it is the situation that I am currently in... Well, bye.

Uh-Huh

Firstly, Em tends to exagerate everything that happens to her. Exageration is, after all, at the heart of every good story. But, yet again, she decided to dress it up a little bit too lavishly. There were three small, hairline fractures about the size of her brain (and we all know how small that is). She had one bruise on said rib, and none of these injuries were actually from the hug. She fell off the swings while trying to jump off (for once, someone is more clumsy than me). Then, on top of that, she got hugged, which put a bit of stress on the fractures and enlarged them the tiniest bit. Of course, until then, she didn't even know anything was fractured. And it took the matron about three seconds to fix her up, tops. And she has been depressed ever since she ran over to the window in maths, looked out, and sadly proclaimed that her imaginary friend just commited suicide (I think she did it just to annoy Lawrence). Anyway, Rory is really cute when he's confused;) He cocks his head to the side, and his face gets all pensive and thinking-like. He was doing that to Em when she was whining at lunch about how her imaginary friend was always there for her, and that it was her only way to get away from me. He proclaimed "You confused me" and she ran away yelling about how everyone is against her. Creepy.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *pause* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first off....
LOTTIE AND I ARE TIED FOR SMARTEST!!!! vote me!!! i'm smarter!!!!!!!

second...

THE SCARIEST, SCETCKIEST THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!!!!!!!!
so we had this thing where every year got together and recited poetry that they had written. i was (unfortunatly) sitting next to Prof. Portley who is a very emotional woman. Prof. Portley started crying after one of the poems and i started slowly moving towards Travis who was 4 seats down from me when Prof. Portley threw her arms around me and pulled me into a tight, bone squishing hug. Prof. Portley forgot the fact that she is uper strong and she squeezed me to death almost. i swear i was turning blue and then she was crying in my shoulder and my uniform got soaked. when she let me go Travis, Rory, and Lottie were laughing their heads off. i was breathing really hard and when Travis tried to give me a hug i screamed and then i got rushed to the infirmiry where i found that i have 3 broken ribs and there is a giganticbruise going up my sides and across my stomach and up my back. it HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lottie can't stop laughing.
well gotta go, i have to tend to my wounds....

I Had No Idea

I thought you would be the last person to ever stick up for Baldy McBaldald, Emsteroni. And, by the way, how can I be the nerdiest if I havn't even started the book part of my algebra? Ha, beat that, Miss I'm-so-perfect-that-I-can't-possibly-be-a-nerd-even-though-I-am. Wow, I'd hate to have to put that name on all my papers. Do you have a nickname? Anyway, my speech for english is definitely ninety-two-hundred times better than everyone else's. Also, if you do anything unsportsman-like to Rory, I will beat you into a shiny pulp on the floor. With a frying pan. I cannot be called a nerd now (tehehehe). I even have my own personal screen-laugh. I am going to sit next to Rory at the movie that we are going to on Tuesday (one of my favorite days next week- you know why;) Well, I guess that's it. Bye. Are you still there? Well, go away, then. I need some alone time. Without you. So shoo.

P.S. Sorry folks, that was a ramdomly stupid Lottie moment. Everyone has stupid moments, even me, the smartest person in the world (why don't you help me prove it by voting for me on the quiz- if you do, I'll love you forever, and if you don't I'll fall into an endless state of depression, go emo, and never post again).

Homework

the homework isn't that bad.

I AM NOT STANDING UP FOR HIM!!!!!!!!

i just think that it's really easy (that's coming from the one who only has 4 problems left and another whole day left)
Travis is finished, so u can't really call me a nerd. Travis finished yesterday (the day it was given). i was like "U R SUCH A NERD!!" and then we started fighting about who is nerdier and then i said. "let's stop bickering. Lottie is definatly the nerdiestestest." and he agreed with a laugh and then he pulled me forward and kissed me. when we broke apart he said that's why he loves me so much, my humor and smartness. i was out of breath so i just nodded and giggled a little.

btw...
RORY -
u r an EVIL GIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k, i'm done

Homework

In my opinion, the aformentioned thing was put upon this Earth simply to make my life more difficult. You probably feel that way too, sometimes. But I am sure of it. I hate it with a passion almost as strong as that with which I hate maths. By the way, Em, I think always is one word... not to seem like the grammar police or anything (more just to annoy you;). I love dueling with Prof. Hunter. It is a challenge, but the kind that makes you feel more determined to win. We are learning magnetism in science. Let's do an experiment. I have a magnet (puts said magnet up to your head). Let's see if the rocks in your head are magnetic! JK. But, honesly, it's loads of fun. And to think that we would be frying at this very moment if the Earth didn't have a magnetic field... awesomeness! Well, that's basically it...

-Lottie

P.S. I hate Lawrence (and all the algebra homework he gives us- 26 problems in three days!)

i'm not mentally unstable, i just was really tired. i hate getting up early and when i don't get enough sleep i just, u know....

well, Rory didn't need to tell Travis anything. he al ready knows. there r no secrets between him and i.

and yes i didn't get caught this morning during History when i posted. it was a close call though.

well bye...

bored

i'm sitting in history and we are working on our laptops, so i'm posting cause i'm bored.



shoot!!!



prof. Hunters is coming.



gotta run! bye!!!

Bonjour

Hullo, this is Rory. I'm back in action! Well, really, I never was de-abilitated in the first place but... you get the point. This time I vow not to use parentheses at all in this post. About Em being grouchy after not getting enough sleep... well, it was the understatement of the century! Once, Lottie woke her up early and dragged her downstairs and as soon as she was awake enough she hit her with a frying pan! Talk about anger management issues. I'd hate to tell Travis that his girlfriend is mentally unstable... Well, I was just dropping by, so toodleoo.

Saturdaaaaaay

Sunday is one of my favorite days of the week. I have multiple favorite days. My favorite days are Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Or, at least, those were my favorite days for this week. Next week, they will be Sunday, Monday, Wednsay, Friday, and Saturday. So, technically, my only true favorite days are Saturday and Sunday. Now, some of you may see a pattern, and, if you do, congratulations. My favorites are any days in which I don't have maths with Baldy McBaldald. You see, we have classes every other day, each for ninety minutes. Anyway, SPAWN executed their prank on the grey clan early this morning. They snuck into their quarters and wrote "KICK ME" on the back of all of their jumpers in invisible ink. When a special liquid was put on the ink, it became bright neon orange, and the boys sprayed a vaporized version of this all around the gray table. They also drew mustaches on all of their upper lips (since the ink was invisible, the 'staches were a bit sloppy, but that just makes it funnier). Also, on all of their foreheads they wrote "I died my mustache last night; before it was too light to see. But I forgot to brush it this morning". It was hilarious. This time, the flyer was the same, except the wisecrack at the bottom said "Dying your adolescent facial hair orange will come back and kick you in the butt". Well, Em just got up, so I have to go. She didn't get to sleep until six in the morning, and she gets grumpy when she doesn't get her sleep, so I let her stay in bed. But I garuntee you that she will be grumpy anyway. Ah well, to each his (or rather her) own.
--Cheerio
P.S. The only way to get the ink off is vinegar (tehehe).

Snow War

Well, after that interesting tidbit on your personal life, Em, (BTW, we aren't really in england- but we are in the UK- I won't tell where;). That was a smiley with a mole on the chin! Anyhow, I'm really sorry for not posting the last two days. But I do have my reasons. Two days ago, I had to stay up until eleven finishing my maths (under my bedclothes, of course), after finding out that I had done the entire thing wrong. And yesterday, There was three feet of snow on the ground! We made snow angels first (because everyone knows you can't have snow without snow angels. Then, the red, navy, and brown clans all had a snowball fight, while Ashley went off to the side to build a snowman (she hates violence- even when the amo is just snowballs!) We built forts of snow and ice chunks and had designated strategists, snowball-makers, designated throwers (including me; Em; Rory, whose being a werewolf heightens his senses and his strength; Travis; and Nate, all of whom are good shots). In the end, we reds were in possession of both our fort and the brown fort, which we strategically stole from them, and the browns had to fight from out in the open. It was a school wide fight, so all years were in it. In the end, the browns were forced to surrender, and we ended up creaming the navies by throwing ice chunks into the branched above their fort and making snow fall down on their fort and rendering their fort useless. An unfortunate accident involving an escaped brown that we captured brought on the demise of Ashley's snowman, and at first she was devistated ("All that hard work"!), but then we suggested to go inside for some chocolate and she cheered up. All of the red people captured either escaped or were smuggled away, except for three that were given up when the other clans forfitted. It was sooo fun, but we stayed up until lights out and I couldn't find time to post. OK, this is longer than I expected. Cheerio.

LOVE...

i'm soo sorry for not posting yesterday!!!! i was exhausted and i went to bed early. well i'm super syked cause this morning we woke up and the Prof. that can controll the weather were making it snow!!! i LOVE snow!!!!!! and England doesn't usually get snow, so this was amazing!!!! it's so light and fluffy, the only drawback is the cold, wetness. but i still LOVE it!!!!! Travis and his little gang (now called SPAWN) are planning a big prank on the gray clan and Travis won't even tell me what's gonna happen. well i guess that's all the more suspense (which i LOVE) and all the more annoying i can be towards Travis (which i also LOVE)

well i guess i've got the love bug, but i will always LOVE Travis the mostestestest!!!!!!
*background- "that's so sweet Em!!" "Em and Travis sitting in a tree..." Travis punches Rory "OWW!!" then Travis turns and kisses me*

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i LOVE it when Travis kisses me...
*goes back to kissing Travis*

Ha ha, we get to watch National Treasure in history class and yooou don't. It is to end our brief unit on American History (fascinating stuff, ladies and gents). I sooo want to be an archaeologist when I grow up- it would be really cool (in my oh-so-profesional oppinion, that is). The boys are starting to plan their next prank (it'll be on the gray clan) and I can't wait to see it. The looks on their arrogant faces would be worth more than every Christmas present I have ever or will ever recieve in my life. OK, so maybe not that priceless, but pretty close. BTW, happy Christmass. Assuming, of course, you even celebrate Christmass. If you don't, happy whatever-you-happen-to-celbrate. Ruthie is turning fifteen on December twentieth. Isn't that great? I'm so jealous- she'll get presents. If you haven't noticed, I loove presents. Well, I gotta go.

Hello

This is Lottie, finally back from her weekend blog "vacation" thanks to the lovely Emsterony *gives Em evil glare of death*. Rory said that the movie was not very true-to-life, but what movie-makers who aren't warewolves, vampires or other "special" people know what vampires are like? But their faces did look like they covered themselves with chalk- it was unnatural and kind of creepy... it's supposed to look more normal, but I guess the amazing good looks make you forget to be creeped out. BTW, Em, your boyfriend threw a fit when he learned of your (for lack of a better word) infatuation with Jake. It was funny- he started beating his laptop with a pillow. Rory laughed at him and said something in Latin that nobody understood. I got a 92% on my maths exam, too. Lawrence looked murderous that everyone did so well. I'm reading this awesome book about a fictional character from what you Americans call the "Revolutionary War". I really like it. I am interested in history (wonder why?) Well, I gotta skidattle- homework.

TWILIGHT WAS SOOO GOOD!!!!!!
just thought i would let u people know that. if u haven't seen Twilight yet, you might not want to read this post....
i loved Alice and at the end when Edward was about to kill Bellacause he couldn't seem to stop drinking her blood. and Alice with her "Hi Bella, we're gonna be best friends" and how Rosalie broke the salad bowl when she found out they had cooked all of that food and Bella had already eaten. Emmet is sooo funny and i loved Jacob!!! he was sooo cute!!!!!!!!! and the dude who plays Mike was ADORABLE!!! they dude who played Carslile was really good for the part - he was young and creepy at the same time. i loved the baseball seen - Alice looked so graceful when she was pitching and Edward was so fast!!! i hated how they did his skin in the sunlight, it looked all wrong!!!!! the movie was awesome though, but Travis fell asleep bout part way through and when he woke up i was all like "you evil git." and he was just like "well it was boring." and then we progressed to fighting all of the way out of the theater.

i got back this maths test today and i had an 83% so i went to talk to Prof. Lawrence and he changed it to a 92%!!!! i was sooooo happy!!!!!!

today at lunch Lottie made me steal a biscuit from Ashley (well she didn't make me do it, but she came up with the idea - we are still very made at her for deleting and messing with some of our posts) and then i ran away and Ashley is very mad at me now, hehehehehehe *evil grin*

well gotta go, homework....
*frown*

Blech

I can't post tomorrow 'cause I have to get my shots. And, the day after that Rory and I are gonna go on a date while poor Em is stuck serving a horrible detention with the most horrible prof. alive. BTW, I got an A+ in Dueling Club because I can interpret the other person's every move. I see right through their strategy (giggles). Lawrence is still fuming from yesterday, and treats everyone like their mere presence is a crime and a personal insult. Ruthie just came up with an awesome idea for the boys' name. SPAWN (short for Secret Pranking Assosiation for Wisecracking Nolan-haters- Nolan is Lawrence's first name *tehehe*). They made these wicked little pamphlet things to put at the scene of their pranks. They said this:

SPAWN

(Secret Pranking Assosiation for Wisecracking Nolan-haters)

Are proud to present their latest prank.

And then they put a picture of two red eyes looking out from a dark hole in a hedge beneath this, and under that was a wisecrack. After all, they do have to live up to their name. This one said:

Reminding student-baiters that violence is not the answer- and neither is baldness.

The look on Lawrence's face when he read it was HILARIOUS.

-TTFN (ta ta for now)

so as i missed Geography (as Lottie RUDELY pointed out) i got an A
o and Lottie u forgot ur Dueling Club grade.
oh ya!! i got an A+ in Phisical Ed. go me!!!!

well i am sooooo excited to go see Twilight on saturday (that's only 2 days away) yay!!!!!

and i got detention again for popping the bus tires. so i won't be posting until monday srry :( i can't believe i got detention. AGAIN!!!!!! but this time i have to help Prof. Lawrence clean up the mess in his classroom *in background - thanx guys! yes it was funny but i have to spend an hour with Prof. Lawrence, ALONE!!!!! - insane laughing from the boys* but it's not as bad as cleaning the infirmiry and it's only one day so i can go see Twilight still, but when i come back i won't be able to go the laptop cause the teachers took it away as part of my punishment and Lottie is really mad at me cause now she has to stay after to do her homework since we have no computer.

well bye!!!

Sorry!

Sooo sorry I haven't posted in so long. You see, the day before yesterday, I got a fever and spent the whole day on bed rest in the infirmary! And the day before that I got home at ten. So yesterday I had to catch up on all of my class work and my homework! And Em got bopped so bad for that tire blowing trick... they knew it was her because she was the only one late on the bus. Way to go, Emsterony. GUESS WHAT??? Rory and the boys (they still need a new name- if you don't leave a comment with an idea by Friday, we'll just use the current one suggestion) finally did their prank. It was hilarious- they executed it in maths today. But, just for suspense's sake (and don't you dare read ahead) I will tell you my grades.

History: A+ (go figure)
Geography: A+ (you forgot geography, Em!)
Maths: B+ (SO close to all A's)
Spanish: A
Phys. Ed.: A- (do NOT ask how I just barely scraped an A in P.E.- it has to do with clumsiness)
Science: A (great fun, that corse- we're learning about magnetism in the new term)
Art: A (don't know how I managed- I can't draw for my life; me+artist=no)
English: A+ (YAY)

So, suspense over (I myself couldn't even stant waiting). So, Lawrence picked up his fountain pen, and it zapped him. When the pen fell to the floor, the string attatched to it pulled a panel loose from the cieling. Down fell a rubber duck with Malachines instant cement on it. It fell on his hair and stuck there. It would not come off no matter how hard he tried to make it do so. Now, you see, Jerry the racoon is fond of (read as obsessed with) rubber ducks. He ran over and jumped onto the professor's head. He began to yank at the stuck duck (rhyming) and then, imagine our surprise when the whole head of hair fell off! It was a wig- who knew? Certainly not me. We were laughing hysterically and he was shouting profanities at the top of his voice. He was so mad his face was purple and the vein in his temple was twitching like mad. He stood there, closed his eyes, and said, 'If I ever find out who did this, I swear I will take a birch rod to their backside. And I don't care if that is illegal.' But, of course, no genious came up with a tape recorder or video camera to say that they got that line on tape. Oh, I wish that somebody had, because he would have been fired for sure.

i decided to change my color to purple cause it's my fav color. (and u can see it better)

we got our report cards today and these are the grades i got...
History: A
Maths: A-
Science: A-
Dueling Club: A
Art: A
English: A-
Spanish: B+

only one B+ the rest are all A's boo-yah!!!!!!!! Travis said he would take me out to dinner to celebrate so i've gotta go finish my homework and get dressed (currently i'm wearing the school uniform and i'm NOT going out in that)

i also get to see Twilight with him on Saturday!!!! i'm SUPER EXCITED!!!!!! Travis isn't though he thinks Twilight is a, and i quote, "a chick flick.." it so isn't! at least he is taking me though - right?? well gotta go :) adios!!

new background

who likes the new background???? i thought it looked really cool and this is top secret so i figured that it worked out fine...

enjoy!!!

p.s.- if u have a hard time reading my writing (i'm still gonna be the light blue and Lottie will still be the red) just let me know and i will change my color.

i found the coolest blog by these vampires! check it out!!!
http://teenagevampireforever.blogspot.com/